Me: I want sex with young Asian boys in drag.
Spooky: I'm sorry. We don't have any of those.
Me: Then I'll have peas.
Cold. That's the most that can be said for today. It should be warm, but it's cold. Our low last night was 28F. Our high today was 42F, but at least…
The sun went away today, and there's a slight chill in the air. The high was only 70˚F, but the new green offsets the temperature. I'm not even…
Another beautiful day. Sunny, and suddenly everything is getting green. The trees are crowned with sprays of pale green. Our high was 80˚F. This…