You're sleeping outdoors in a van. An enormous motherfucking werewolf attacks, slashing open the side of the vehicle. Your death is certain. In the last moment before you are shredded and devoured, you would:
Scream like a girl.
Mutter something like "Oh, fuck," or "Shit."
Say, "You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Defiantly cry out, "Okay! Let's dance, cocksucker!"