greygirlbeast (greygirlbeast) wrote,
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greygirlbeast

This this thought just crossed my mind.

Poll #1778843 In the event of a werewolf attack....

You're sleeping outdoors in a van. An enormous motherfucking werewolf attacks, slashing open the side of the vehicle. Your death is certain. In the last moment before you are shredded and devoured, you would:

Scream like a girl.
36(23.7%)
Mutter something like "Oh, fuck," or "Shit."
34(22.4%)
Say, "You have got to be fucking kidding me.
53(34.9%)
Defiantly cry out, "Okay! Let's dance, cocksucker!"
29(19.1%)
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