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News From Nowhere (A Continuing Saga)

Just a short word before I give up for the night and go to bed. We didn't make it out of Atlanta until about one pm, and we were all three so exhausted that we only made it as far as Staunton, Virginnesse.

See, Virginnesse is that large swath of wilderness north of Georgiabama, but south of Pennsyltucky. With luck, this time tomorrow night, we'll be safely in Connectichusetts Island. Sorry for the lecture of geographical nomenclature. I just wanted to make sure we were all on the same page, so to speak. I wouldn't want anyone to think we'd gotten lost and wandered over towards Indianahio.

Yeah, I'm delirious. But Spooky's worse. Byron seems pretty much okay, though. Hubero, he's utterly freaked out. Oh, and I had no idea that there's a Miocene megafaunal site in Gray, Tennessee (which is what some people call southern Virginnesse)? A shame we didn't have time for the detour.

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cucumberseed
Jun. 1st, 2008 05:18 am (UTC)
Connetichussets Island will be glad to have you. Safe journey.
sovay
Jun. 1st, 2008 05:47 am (UTC)
With luck, this time tomorrow night, we'll be safely in Connectichusetts Island.

We're looking forward to you.
martianmooncrab
Jun. 1st, 2008 05:56 am (UTC)
I had a friend once from Harrisburg Pennsyltucky.. she drank a lot ...

goreyhaus
Jun. 1st, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
Stick to eastern Pennsyltucky and you'll be fine. I can vouch that it is a safe zone, full of roads, buildings and mostly friendly upright-walking & talking hominids.

The center of the state, particularly the northernmost section on the border with New Yorkshire, is a little scary at times...very much 'tucky-ish.

No offense to the life forms in that zone, just that some of that land is a little scary. But IMO nothing tops what I call Scaryville, NY near the Candian border. We were lucky to get away from that one convenience store stop - population 83 - with our lives. And our hot dogs.



stardustgirl
Jun. 1st, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't want anyone to think we'd gotten lost and wandered over towards Indianahio.

Definitely avoid this area at all costs. We're having invasions of tornadoes AND the marines.

I like parts of the Virginiassee area - particularly the Virginiasseina area.
chris_walsh
Jun. 1st, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
Continued good luck with the traveling.

To give you calming, centering news, it's looking like the Phoenix may have exposed ice on the surface of Mars.
reverendcrofoot
Jun. 1st, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
I think it should be Ohioana. I think Indiana being the Crossroads of America doesn't get to drop it prefix in front of other states but it is only a hunch.
blu_muse
Jun. 2nd, 2008 07:57 am (UTC)
hahahaa.. you are cracking me up! But I'm glad to see you're still alive and making some progress.
mellawyrden
Jun. 2nd, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
are you there yet? are you there yet?
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