1. Who eats more?
Depends on the day, but I'm sort of the "carnivore" (consuming one or two large meals a day, few snacks), while Spooky tends to graze, eating small bits throughout the day and night.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
I'm pretty sure that would be Spooky.
3. Who is the morning person?
Neither of us, but if I had to pick one or the other, it would definitely be me.
4. Who sings better?
5. Who’s older?
6. Who’s smarter?
7. Whose temper is worse?
8. Who does the laundry?
9. Who does the dishes?
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Right from what perspective — head to foot or foot to head? If foot to head, Spooky sleeps on the right, though we do swap from time to time.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine, but not by much.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine, by a long shot.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
We're probably about equal.
14. Do you have pets?
15. Who pays the bills?
Spooky does the actually check-writing part, while I make most of the ugly, nasty moolah.
16. Who cooks dinner?
We both do.
17. Who drives when you are together?
I do not drive. I have no license. Spooky drives.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Spooky. I do not handle money or credit cards.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Spooky. Which is not to say I'm not stubborn.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine, but not by much, which is sort of astounding, considering that mine is two hours west and hers is two days northeast.
22. Who named your pet?
Me. I am the pet namer. I name the pets.
23. Who kissed who first?
24. Who asked who out?
I asked Spooky out.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
27. Who’s taller?
28. Who has more friends?
We're both pretty deficient in this respect.
29. Who has more siblings?
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
The real question is who wears the dog collar. But I'll let that question stand unanswered.