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Addendum: Long, long meme

Because a nixar can get awfully bored, out here in the wide, wide desolation of Nurn with only the occasional lizard for company, here's a Very Long Meme (why these things are not merely called questionnaires, I cannot say*) that I found on MySpace, behind the cut:

[ Nicknames ] Bear, Tai'lah

[ Screen names] Greygirlbeast, Nar'eth

[ Birthday ] May 26, 1964

[ Age ] Do the math.

[ Weight ] 175 lbs.

[ Astrological sign? ] I don't do that astrology dren.

[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Ah, whatever. Dragon. I think.

[ Location ] Nurn, in the south of the Land of Mordor

[ Marital Status ] In a committed relationship. I'd be married were this country not run by homphobic asshats.

[ Eye color ] black (though I usually wear hazel-green contacts to keep the MiBs at bay)

[ Shoe size ] 9

[ Parents still together? ] No.

[ Siblings? ] A sister.

[ Nieces/Nephews? ] A nephew.

[ Kids of your own? ] Never.

[ Grandkids? ] Given the above response, that would be a neat trick.

[ Pets? ] Hubero Padfoot Wu (Siamese/Tonkinese asshole) and Chiana (Siberian dwarf hamster)

[ Education? ] ongoing.

[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] rent

[ Have any credit cards? ] Too damn many.

[ What do you drive? ] I don't drive.

[ Color ] Green

[ Number ] 7

[ Animal ] cephalopods, lepidosaurians, cats, bears, crocodilians and most other archosaurs (birds included), gorillas, elephants, pinnepeds, whales, and otters

[ Vehicle ] car

[ Flower ] irises, Peruvian lilies, roses, daisy fleabane, violets, daisies, all the Orchidaceae

[ Shape ] triangle

[ Drinks ] stout, ales, comospolitans, absinthe, tequila, vodka

[ Soda ] root beer, Orange Crush

[ Book ] We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

[ Band ] The Decemberists

[ Song ] "Fascination Street" by The Cure (and a thousand others)

[ Food ] Well, I eat a lot of it.

Do you...
[ Color your hair? ] Oh, indeed.

[ Twirl your hair? ] No.

[ Have tattoos? ] No.

[ Piercing? ] Yes, though not as many as I once did.

[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] No.

[ Drink/Smoke? ] I do drink, but quit smoking in 1997.

[ Like roller coasters? ] Yes, though I have not ridden one since 1983.

[ Wish you could live somewhere else] New England

[ Want more piercings? ] Probably.

[ Like cleaning? ] I don't like it, but it must be done. I hate clutter and mess.

[Write in cursive or print? ] I print, so that people may read what I write.

[ Carry a donor card? ] No.

[ Swear a lot? ] Fuck yeah.

[ Own a web cam? ] Yes

[ Know how to drive? ] Yes

[ Diet? ] Occasionally

[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes

[ Ever get off the darn computer? ] Hardly, ever, or so it seems.

[ Habla Espanol? ] Just a tad.

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] Many, long ago.

[ DUI? ] No

[ Been in a wreck? ] Not since 1998

[ Been arrested? ] Several times

[ Been in a fist fight? ] Yes

[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Yes

[ Stolen anything? ] Yes

[ Held a gun? ] Yes

[ Drank? ] I assume this means something other than water or my own saliva. Yes.

[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] Bingo.

[Considered a life of crime? ] Yes (an assassin, specifically)

[ Considered being a hooker?] Yes

[ Cried over a girl? ] Yes

[ Cried over a boy? ] Yes

[ Lied to someone? ] Times beyond counting.

[ Been in love? ] Three times for sure now.

[ Fallen for your best friend? ] Yes.

[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] Yes.

[ Been rejected? ] Yes. But not since 1997.

[ Used someone? ] We all use someone, sooner or later.

[ Been used? ] Yes.

[ Been kissed? ] I love quizzes written by preteens.

[Current mood] hungry
[Current music] Rasputina
[Current taste] saliva
[Current hair] dirty
[Current annoyance] my blasted feet
[Current smell] Spooky cooking
[Current thing I ought to be doing] helping Spooky cook
[Current windows open?] no
[Current desktop picture] a jellyfish
[Current book] The Children of Húrin by J. R. R. Tolkien et John Steinbeck: A Biography by Jay Parini.
[Current crush] Besides Spooky? Nymphadora Tonks and River Tam.
[Current favorite celeb] Adrien Brody
[Current hate] waste
[Current job] author

The last time
[Last book you read] Steven Bach's Final Cut

[Last movie you saw] My Fair Lady

[Last thing you had to drink] Besides my own saliva? Red Bull.

[Last thing you ate} Sardines, pasta salad.

[Last person you talked to on the phone] my lit agent

Do you...
[Do drugs?] Whenever possible.

[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] Yes.

[Play an instrument?] Alto sax, drums, dulcimer, keyboard.

[Believe there is life on other planets?] It would be idiotic to believe otherwise.

[Remember your first love?] Yes

[Still love him/her?] No

[Read the newspaper?] No

[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Duh.

[Believe in miracles?] No

[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] Depends.

[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] Yes

[Consider love a mistake?] No

[Have a favorite candy?] Skittles

[Do well in school?] I did okay, though not really as okay I I would have like to have done.

[Go to or plan to go to college] As they say in Georgia, done been.

[Wear hats?] Yes

[Hate yourself?] I have issues with myself.

[Have an obsession?] Several.

[Have a secret crush?] No

[Do they know yet?] It wouldn't be a secret, then, would it?

[Collect anything?] Yes. Fossils, books, coffee cups, enemies.

[Have a best friend?] Yes

[Close friends?] A few.

[Like your handwriting?] No

[Care about looks?] My own? Yes, for I am wicked vain. In others? Not as much.

=Love life=

[First crush] A girl in 4th grade. Wait...there was a girl before that, in 1970.

[First kiss] I cannot recall.

[Single or attached?] See above.

[Ever been in love?] See above.

[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Not really.

[Do you believe in "the one?"] You mean Neo?

[Describe your ideal significant other] Spooky.

Well, that was perfectly pointless.

* According to The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language (4th ed.), a meme is "A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another." A questionnaire, however, is "A form containing a set of questions, especially one addressed to a statistically significant number of subjects as a way of gathering information for a survey." But I guess this is one of those web things, like writing mic when you actually mean mike...
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