Addendum: Okay, I'll admit right up front that I'm stealing this from Poppy's journal, but it's one of those so-true-it-hurts-and-must-be-repeated-nigh-unto-eternity sorts of things, so...

Q: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a writer?
A: A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

Truer words never were spoken.