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(Do you get the gist of this song now?)

So, as promised earlier, and at the expense of my unblemished reputation as a paragon of all that is wholesome, scandelous elf pr0n. Exclusive to LJ, by the way, because I'm too tired to bother crossposting this to MySpace and Blogger. Behind the cut. Big photos. You've been warned. I'd turn back now, if I were you...



Blurry, but I just really like this shot.

Wait, you ask. Where's the pr0n? What's this silly ren fair dren?!

Is this better? I wonder if there's a Sindarin word for "smut"?

Later on. In the bathroom (note the rubber ducky). Do those look like fake horns to you?


Postscript: For some reason, we had a particularly hard time matching the prosthetics to my skin tone last night, and the photos made it worse. Ah, well...

Comments

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firebirdgrrl
Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:00 am (UTC)
Mmmmm...hot elven goodness!Gorgeous!
edwarddain
Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:15 am (UTC)
Looks great!

(Personally, I love the dino on the poster? in the bathroom...)
thingunderthest
Nov. 2nd, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
mmmmm sexy Elves and Demons living togeter in sin!
desperance
Nov. 2nd, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)
Yay ducky! Also elf pr0n, obviously - and doesn't she wriggle when you file those horns down? - but it's the ducky that does it for me. Sigh...
maldeluxx
Nov. 2nd, 2006 09:52 am (UTC)
*whistles* :D
cause_catyljan
Nov. 2nd, 2006 11:42 am (UTC)
Think you look amazing personally, you and Spooky. And no, those horns are the definite article...
gothicinformer
Nov. 2nd, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)
Well...
THE LAST IMAGE IS BY FAR THE MOST GENTLE.
mellawyrden
Nov. 2nd, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC)
You both look gorgeous!!! (the horns look like real dik-dik horns... did you get them from one of the bone places?)

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tactileson
Nov. 2nd, 2006 02:48 pm (UTC)
That last photo is just sweet. The second to last one, though, I'm just really taken by the look on your face. Elf smut? Perhaps, but beautiful nonetheless.
styggian
Nov. 2nd, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
I agree.
It is a very "day in the life" type picture IMO.
I like those.
sovay
Nov. 2nd, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
You make a beautiful elf. Besides, I like the idea of the one who took the Ring when Galadriel wouldn't . . .
stsisyphus
Nov. 2nd, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
Much thanks! Didn't get to actually see these until today at work 'cause my home line is not operational.

...the one who took the Ring when Galadriel wouldn't...

I imagine this along the manner of a tidy left cross and some serious trash talk.

Do those look like fake horns to you?

Fake or real, they're kinda hot. They compliment the dreads very very well. Still, I'm imagining you chasing her around with a hand-sander, cackling madly, which is cute.
chris_walsh
Nov. 2nd, 2006 09:18 pm (UTC)
Fake or real, they're kinda hot. They compliment the dreads very very well. Still, I'm imagining you chasing her around with a hand-sander, cackling madly, which is cute.

Yeah, 'cause using Hellboy's sander would go WAY into overkill. All out of scale...

*turns to our Nebari Host*

Those are sweet shots, especially the one of the both of you. I'm not sure I've ever seen a photo of the two of you together. *raises up both thumbs in a thumbs-up gesture* (I like how awkward that sounds, kind of like Borat)
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