Copyright © 2006 by Josh Lee
Also, a new meme sort of thingy (behind the cut), snurched from
1. Cigarettes: unclean
2. Sex: as often as possible
3. Relationships: necessary
4. Your Last Ex: missed
5. Power rangers: pink
6. Marijuana: Cheech
7. Crack: whore
8. Food: asparagus
9. This President: monkey
10. War: extinction
11. Cars: CO2
12. Gas Prices: exorbitant
13. Halloween: Samhain
14. Bon Jovi: gross
15. Religion: crutch
16. MySpace: garish clutter
17. Worst Fear: being alone
18. Marriage: legal for all
19. Fashion: extraterrestrial
20. Brunettes: violet is better
21. Redheads: dye
22: Work: endless
23: Pass the time: as painlessly as possible
24. One night stands: can be fun
25. Cellphones: hang up and drive
26: Pet Peeves: wastefulness, bigotry, ignorance, Republicans, plastic packaging
27: Pixie Stixx: purple snot
28: Vanilla Ice Cream: my favourite
29: Porta Potties: gross, just like Bon Jovi
30: High school: Hell
31: Pajamas: what?
32. Wood: 80% of natural forests already lost
33. Surfers: dude
34. Pictures: frame
35. First True Love: Stevie Nicks