- 1st
- 11:09 pm Before Sleep
- 2nd
- 11:06 pm "Shut up, dog."
- 3rd
- 11:24 pm The Worst Bad Day This Month - 1 comment
- 4th
- 09:08 pm A Less Morose Entry - 1 comment
- 5th
- 10:57 pm Sugar Packet
- 6th
- 11:25 pm Foots in Asses: The Silver Screen Edition - 1 comment
- 7th
- 11:09 pm "It's the soundtrack of the revolution, man." - 2 comments
- 8th
- 10:32 pm Cheesy Potatoes - 1 comment
- 9th
- 11:23 pm "Horror movies turn chicks on faster than porno." - 1 comment
- 11th
- 10:33 pm "It tastes disgusting, it smells rank, and it doesm't even make stuff funny." - 1 comment
- 12th
- 11:12 pm "Lousy with hootch!" - 1 comment
- 13th
- 11:38 pm "A dirty, dirty dog."
- 18th
- 10:21 pm "I'm allergic to pollen and social situations." - 1 comment
- 20th
- 11:20 pm "...picking carrots fresh off the trees." - 1 comment
- 21st
- 11:29 pm "Like a hippie." - 1 comment
- 22nd
- 11:35 pm "Dirty, dirty, dirty." - 1 comment
- 23rd
- 11:48 pm "More of a beer tooth." - 1 comment
- 24th
- 10:59 pm "Ponies die." - 1 comment
- 25th
- 11:28 pm "That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity." - 1 comment
- 26th
- 11:15 pm "My mind's always doing things that I don't even know about." - 1 comment
- 27th
- 11:33 pm "Pickle-weasel!" - 1 comment
- 28th
- 10:50 pm "Life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you." - 1 comment
- 29th
- 11:06 pm "But it's all spidery." - 1 comment
- 30th
- 11:30 pm Notorious Whores - 1 comment
- 31st
- 11:32 pm "Kelso's a rat bastard" - 1 comment