- 1st
- 10:18 pm: "How many monkeys did you have in your trunk?"
- 2nd
- 09:39 pm: Aralioideae
- 4th
- 09:49 pm: Bad Movies and Bad TV
- 5th
- 11:12 pm: Klonopin and Anger
- 6th
- 10:26 pm: "It usually ends badly." - 1 comment
- 7th
- 09:32 pm: Xiphactinus audax, not Portheus molossus!
- 8th
- 11:15 pm: "And at once I knew I was not magnificent..."
- 9th
- 10:18 pm: The Worse Day of 2019 (Thus Far) - 1 comment
- 10th
- 10:18 pm: Somewhat Slightly Less Wretched
- 11th
- 10:20 pm: "You just don't remember it yet."
- 12th
- 09:54 pm: Caold Snap
- 13th
- 11:25 pm: "There's a click before the strike. Listen to the clock."
- 15th
- 10:27 pm: "You know, you really shouldn't have that thing on your lap." - 1 comment
- 16th
- 06:07 pm: "I'm picking you up now. And I'm trusting you not to eat me."
- 17th
- 11:09 pm: Howard Hughes and the Cretaceous Taco
- 18th
- 11:46 pm: Savannah to Birmingham
- 20th
- 08:24 pm: "A double-fisted queen of terror."
- 21st
- 10:20 pm: "Plant one and watch something die."
- 22nd
- 10:45 pm: Mandatory Title
- 23rd
- 09:54 pm: A June of Sleepless Nights
- 24th
- 09:45 pm: One Night Only, Live & In Concert, Grouper Head!!! (with DJ Puffer Decomp!)
- 25th
- 11:24 pm: Zombies and Zomdon'ts - 1 comment
- 26th
- 11:07 pm: "Are you the one who found the ear?"
- 27th
- 10:02 pm: L
- 28th
- 09:14 pm: "These are the voyages of the M/V Seamus..."
- 29th
- 10:10 pm: "Driving Buicks to the Moon."
- 30th
- 11:01 pm: "And that's why they don't make parachutes out of wood." - 1 comment
