April 8th, 2009


Hubero says...

I have been commanded by Hubero (the Siamese bastard) to report that his three favorite flavors of soda are (in order of favoriteness):

1. Squid
2. Beef
3. Sarsaparilla

Remember, I'm only the messenger.
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The Kiss

"You're a fickle little twister. Are you sweet on your sister?"

So...I'm being naughty, which I rarely ever am. At least not when it comes to work. Taking a couple of extra days on this vacation. It's been so long since I've had an extended series of days off that didn't suck (or blow, or both), I'm sort of afraid to stop. Which is to say, mostly, this has been a nice little vacation.

Not much else to write about. Well, except a new round of eBay auctions has begun.

Suddenly, I'm wondering if it would be fun to make a direct-to-YouTube porno film. Lots of blood. Lots of tentacles. Lots and lots of tentacles. Some NASA stock footage. Yeah, sounds like fun to me...

Beltane Bunneh and spam!

What happens when Spooky decides to make a bunny in the weeks immediately preceding Beltane? At last, that question has been answered. I present, Emma the Beltane Bunneh! Please note, Emma is most definitely not fluffy.

Also, Microsoft has confirmed my suspicions that the true purpose of the interwebs is to disseminate fraudulent advertisements...er, I mean, spam. To be precise, "...a full 97.3 percent of email traffic [sent during the second half of 2008] was unwanted spam (or malicious email like phishing attacks and outright viruses)." But the good news? That's actually down from "...98.4 percent of all email sent" in the first half of 2008. Progress!
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