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Blood Oranges
Here you go. The most wretched thing I've seen...well...since I went to bed last night. The Bell Jar is being peddled as chick lit. I suppose this was sort of inevitable.

Hannah Griffiths at Faber says, We think there is a reader for this novel who could enjoy its brilliance without knowing anything about the poetry, or the broader context of Plath's work. (i.e., "We hope our readers are too illiterate to ever have heard of Sylvia Plath.") Oh, this woman, she also says of the cover, We love it and the sales since publication suggest that new readers are finding it in the way that we hoped. (i.e., "You'll never, ever see our sales figures, but...hey, did you see that flying saucer yesterday?")

Ah. But it's all good, says Naomi Wolf: "I see nothing wrong with this – except perhaps that some young women seeking a lightweight beach read might get unexpectedly very depressed."

Wait for it...

o.0

You know, I had a headache before someone pointed this article out to me. Really, people. I don't need more anger. This mess isn't amusing, not in any way. It's sickening. It lies at the center of the ugly, idiotic realities of the publishing world, which is the world that consumes my life. I can't shrug and shake it off.

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It's sort of snowing this morning.

Yesterday, I wrote 1,355 words on Chapter One of Red Delicious.

Last night we watched Howard Hawk's The Big Sleep (1946). And then I finished reading Caroline M. Smith's Dr. Seuss: The Cat Behind the Hat and Juliet Eilperin's Demon Fish: Travels Through the Hidden World of Sharks. Which brings books read this year to six, I think, with four in progress (I can never read one book at a time):

1. Susannah Clapp, A Card from Angela Carter
2. Roland A. Gangloff's Dinosaurs Under the Aurora
3. Berke Breathed's Bloom County: The Complete Library, Vol. 5 1987-1989
4. Berke Breathed's Berkeley Breathed's Outland: The Complete Collection
5. David Mitchell's Cloud Atlas (in progress)
6. Paolo Bacigalupi's Ship Breaker (in progress)

Okay. Gonna go try to deal with the headache.

Le Sigh,
Aunt Beast

Comments

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shanejayell
Feb. 5th, 2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
*sees book* WTF....
eluneth
Feb. 5th, 2013 05:48 pm (UTC)
I wasn't quite as horrified by the cover as I expected to be, though maybe only because I was bracing myself. I also couldn't help seeing some resemblance to vanitas paintings, though it's too much to hope that the designer had a sense of irony and hid a little skull in there somewhere.

In better news, I just got the shipping notice for my copy of Blood Oranges, and did a little hornpipe on the inside.
r_darkstorm
Feb. 5th, 2013 06:02 pm (UTC)
I've read The Bell Jar, so I'd comment on how horrible this is if I knew what "chick lit" was. I don't.
vrykolakes
Feb. 5th, 2013 06:06 pm (UTC)
"Ship Breaker" is a wonderful book. It's one of those books that's so good it'll the last thing you put down at night and the first you pick up in the morning. I loved it!
niamh_sage
Feb. 5th, 2013 06:15 pm (UTC)
That's truly appalling.
andrian6
Feb. 5th, 2013 06:19 pm (UTC)
I think I shall treat this new edition of The Bell Jar in much the same way I treat the Twilight-ized version of the Near Dark DVD - a trap for the unwary and a tool of chaos.

"Now doesn't this look lovely. Here, give it a try!" (suppresses mad cackling)
greygirlbeast
Feb. 5th, 2013 07:36 pm (UTC)

much the same way I treat the Twilight-ized version of the Near Dark DVD - a trap for the unwary and a tool of chaos.

Pretty sure I missed that. I shall continue to do so.
Marisa Sandlin
Feb. 5th, 2013 06:52 pm (UTC)
While I don't care for the bowdlerized cover, I do sort of like the idea of traumatizing people who have no idea what they are in for. Sort of like if you put happy images on the covers of von Trier DVDs.
greygirlbeast
Feb. 5th, 2013 07:35 pm (UTC)

I do sort of like the idea of traumatizing people who have no idea what they are in for. Sort of like if you put happy images on the covers of von Trier DVDs.

Okay. Thanks for making me smile.
alumiere
Feb. 5th, 2013 06:52 pm (UTC)
I'd think you were kidding but I know you aren't. So fucked up.
greygirlbeast
Feb. 5th, 2013 07:34 pm (UTC)

We'll, there is the link to prove the whole sorry mess.
rivervox
Feb. 5th, 2013 07:50 pm (UTC)
What's next, 50 Shades of Yellow Wallpaper? FEH!
greygirlbeast
Feb. 5th, 2013 08:24 pm (UTC)

*snerk*
mizliz13
Feb. 5th, 2013 08:13 pm (UTC)
Sylvia is rolling over in her grave as we speak. She approves of my current book of choice, though: Blood Oranges, of course.
pisceanblue
Feb. 5th, 2013 09:12 pm (UTC)
I don't even wanna know from making SP "relevant" to today's demographics or what-the-fuck-ever, Aunt Beast. But YOU gave me a good chuckle today with the failed Floydian analogy in Chapter One. Shine on...
greygirlbeast
Feb. 5th, 2013 10:04 pm (UTC)

Really? What page is that on?
pisceanblue
Feb. 5th, 2013 10:32 pm (UTC)
Page 28, I think? (The book is in my car so I can't grab it to confirm right now.) It's when Quinn comes to in the vampire's basement.
seph_ski
Feb. 5th, 2013 10:05 pm (UTC)
My copy of Blood Oranges came today! I cannot wait to dive into it later!
jessamyg
Feb. 6th, 2013 01:16 am (UTC)
Chick-lit Plath and Twilight Near Dark...

I think I'll go and bang my head a against a wall while listening to Sylvia spin...

gargirl
Feb. 6th, 2013 05:00 pm (UTC)
*sigh* I had not heard about the new release of Sylvia Plath's work. Ouch. Looking forward to being able to purchase Blood Oranges soon.
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