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The Dubious Joy of Routine.

  • Aug. 25th, 2006 at 11:27 AM
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So, here I sit. At my desk. in Atlanta. Beginning the usual sort of entry at the usual time. And, all in all, it's a relief to have things returning to "normal."

As for the drive home, well, argh. It was pretty rough. I've declared that never again will I set out on such a road trip. No more long-distance automobile stuff, no matter how much train tickets cost. The next trip to New England (or anywhere else more than two hundred miles from here) will be on a train or maybe a plane. But no more cars, please.

We left the cottage about noon on Monday, and things were going fairly well until we hit a traffic jam on I-84 in NY, a few miles east of the bridge across the Hudson. It took us more than two hours to go the distance from Exit 12 to Exit 7, less than ten miles, where, it turned out, there'd been a wreck. Facing west, we had the afternoon sun the whole time. Surrounded by idling semis and other cars, the air stunk of hot asphalt, exhaust, skunk, and roadkill. Two hours, creeping along. I tried to console myself with the extended view of the river valley as we crept across the bridge towards Newburgh. There was a beautiful view of Storm King to the south, tall and blue through the heat haze. We tuned the radio to 1060 AM, some sort of NY state traffic broadcast thing, and discovered that the accident had occurred at 2:27! Yet it was 5:17 when we finally reached Exit 7. There was no sign remaining of the accident, just a big yellow maintenance truck obstructing the otherwise clear left lane. So, we lost more than two hours the first day, and Spooky drove until 2:30 a.m. trying in vain the make it up.

Somewhere near Scranton, after stopping for gas at a scary convenience store where everyone had shaved heads and pro-bush stickers on their Great Big SUVs and trucks, Spooky dubbed everything south and east of New York to be Pennsyltucky, to which I added that Pennsyltucky was bordered to the south by Virginessee, which, in turn, abuts the northern edge of Georgiabama (and then, to the east, you have Alassissippi). It's a bad sign when you get punchy before sunset. But Pensyltucky stuck. Or, as Spooky put it, "Pennsylfuckingtucky." Fly-over country. Whatever. At least the mountains in northern Pennslytucky were pretty, great Appalachian ridges and road cuts exposing sandstone and coal and shale beds of the Pottsville Formation, along with Silurian-aged beds of hematite and shale. After all the Avalonian igneous rocks of southern Rhode Island, at the least the geology was becoming familiar again. We finally stopped driving somewhere just north of Roanoke. And the less said about Day 2, the better. We made it home about 8 p.m. Since then, we've both been a wee bit car shy.

Yesterday, we proofed the prologue of Daughter of Hounds. Today, we'll do Chapter One. We have to hustle if I'm going to have the book back to NYC by September 7th. By the way, for anyone who might be interested, in print my 638-page typescript comes to only 434 pages (I think Amazon.com says 448, but it lies). Previously, my longest novel was Murder of Angels, at 335 pages. Anyway, please, please do preorder Daughter of Hounds. Selling out the first printing before publication (January 2nd) would help the book's prospects tremendously. I know the review copies have gone out, and I'm beginning to dread the reviews.

As for Sirenia Digest, I still hope to get the August issue out sometime tomorrow. Vince sent the sketch for his illustration last night. As soon as I have the final version, we'll be good to go.

Okay. Time to make the gorramn doughnuts.

Postscript: Tourists or no, Rhode Island scores major points for having the lowest approval rating of President Asshole — 22%. Further evidence that this is where I should live...

Comments

[info]sovay wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
Somewhere near Scranton, after stopping for gas at a scary convenience store where everyone had shaved heads and pro-bush stickers on their Great Big SUVs and trucks, Spooky dubbed everything south and east of New York to be Pennsyltucky

It was a little terrifying, when we were in the Philadelphia area and saw a billboard that read "Exposure to the Son Can Prevent Burning." I'd never really thought about Pennsylvania as part of the South before. That sort of cleared it up . . .
[info]greygirlbeast wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
I'd never really thought about Pennsylvania as part of the South before. That sort of cleared it up . . .


In 2028, when the Immaculate Order of the Falling Sky finally takes control of New England and I am crowned Grand High Queen of Cephalopodians, the New York/Pennsyltucky state line is where I shall order that the Great Wall be built. Henceforth, until the impact which will wipe the Earth clean, everything north of the Wall shall be known simply as The Maritime. So mote it be.
[info]sovay wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC)
Henceforth, until the impact which will wipe the Earth clean, everything north of the Wall shall be known simply as The Maritime. So mote it be.

Works for me.

(Belatedly, is The Man Who Fell to Earth a new icon?)
[info]greygirlbeast wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
(Belatedly, is The Man Who Fell to Earth a new icon?)

Yep. Just made it this morning. It's the cover from Bowie's Low (1977).
[info]setsuled wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2006 08:05 am (UTC)
It's also a still from The Man Who Fell to Earth--the same image was used as a cover for some VHS releases of the movie. And in 2006, Caitlín R. Kiernan made a very nice icon out of it. Welcome back, by the way.
[info]watermelontail wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
We Martimers anxiously await the day.
[info]theninth wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 05:24 pm (UTC)
Weirdly, Pensyltucky is exactly what my whole family has always called ... pretty much everything that borders the state of Maryland. My grandmother's called it that for as long as I can remember. My mom says my grandmother's called it that for as long as she can remember, too.
[info]greygirlbeast wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 07:01 pm (UTC)
Weirdly, Pensyltucky is exactly what my whole family has always called ... pretty much everything that borders the state of Maryland. My grandmother's called it that for as long as I can remember. My mom says my grandmother's called it that for as long as she can remember, too.

Wow. Cool. Spooky just said it might be something she once heard her father say. He's from Pittsburgh.
[info]sovay wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
Spooky just said it might be something she once heard her father say.

The name also just cropped up in this essay. It's a conspiracy.
[info]lesser_celery wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
My father, who was from Maine, used the term Pensyltucky all the time. I never made it that far from home during my youth, so it didn't seem geographically inappropriate.
[info]ellyssian wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 05:46 pm (UTC)
Don't confuse the fact that Pennsylvania hasn't paved over all of its trees yet with the fiction that those of us who live here are hicks.

For one, most of the folks are trying to catch up and pave things over. For another, most of NEPA is populated with New Yorkers. Or, worse, people from New Jersey. =)
[info]frankiemouse wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
personally i think you should wall off allegheny county and make it like west berlin was initially after WWII. though before doing that, or maybe after would be better, you should administer some kind of test to weed out the interlopers who pretend that they're really not bush loving rednecks.
[info]elmocho wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
"At least the mountains in northern Pennslytucky were pretty, great Appalachian ridges and road cuts exposing sandstone and coal and shale beds of the Pottsville Formation, along with Silurian-aged beds of hematite and shale. After all the Avalonian igneous rocks of southern Rhode Island, at the least the geology was becoming familiar again."

I just passed through large swaths of north-central Arizona, where the geology tugged at forgotten knowledge from my favorite lab course. I've always enjoyed it when such passages pop up in your writing.
[info]greygirlbeast wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
I just passed through large swaths of north-central Arizona, where the geology tugged at forgotten knowledge from my favorite lab course. I've always enjoyed it when such passages pop up in your writing.

See, I always just worry that they'll bore people...
[info]mellawyrden wrote:
Aug. 26th, 2006 02:48 am (UTC)
Scranton is just south of the NY/Pennsylfuckingtucky border from lovely Binghamton NY. SCARY aint it!!! To think, it used to be very "international" up here, what with people all over the world transfering here to work for IBM. I had friends from all over the world. Now, upon returning, we found several auto parts stores , many country music stations (when before, there was one!) and Christian fundamentalist organisations running wild, like a rampant yeast infection. It hasn't been this bad since the KKK had its headquarters here, in the days of the Underground Railroad.

I was also thinking recently that Rhode Island might be a good place to live one day. A relative bastion of sanity, plus coastline, a decent public transportation system, & a great schools.

I'm glad you made it home safely. The car is probably relieved, as well.